Question of the day: Is that really necessary?

See: Uggs, Lil Wayne, getting so drunk you cannot enjoy the experience, Microeconomics classes, Paris Hilton, the crazy guy on the Staten Island ferry.

This, however, is utterly necessary:



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For those of you not in the know, I live on Staten Island (the forgotten borough of New York City), and, from my dorm room window, can see the Atlantic Ocean. And I'm not talking just a glimmer on the horizon--the North Shore is basically right at my feet, and the ocean stretches on and on forever.

There is a small island--apparently uninhabited, because I have yet to see a boat or lights there--right off the North Shore.

I desperately want to go there.

Field trip?

make it stop!

It is 1:37am (EST) and I should not be awake. This point was emphasized for me a moment ago, when a Sheryl Crow song came on. I mean, I know Staten Island has horrible radio stations anyway--but Sheryl Crow? Really? You couldn't find anything a smidge better?

Then again, I'm just stationsick for 94.7 The Globe. And, for that matter, for WXPN.

Is it really possible to be stationsick, you ask? Why yes, yes it is, especially when you live in a dorm full of females with shite taste in music.

And that, my good friends, is that.